So, I was cleaning my room's closet on a ladder.. I was on the far right and thinking I was 'super-flexi-girl' (My dad reckons and instead replaced that word with 'Super-Lazy-Girl", when I decided to reach out to the far left's closet...
*KRAK* goes my knee..
Ouch.. goes the formation of my face and mouth...
Wuuuuuu..goes my body as it falls off the ladder..
*THUD* goes the sound of my head against the concrete wall..
And *BOOM* goes my body falling flat on the floor..
Result?
:(
Looking at the bright side, I'm still alive right?
It is German week! Obviously, I never saw this coming but it was the weekend when I stumbled upon lots of German Stuffs.. First of all, I met two German people, Dagmar and Christian. And they decided to ask me and Miss K out on a movie. We thought, "Hey, Great! We should start making friends around here!". Things got an 'awkward' turn when their choice of movie was..
The German movie "The Reader" After watching the movie, I was wondering if they'd show this in Malaysia as almost every 5 minute, Kate or the guy decides to strip and prance around naked and have sex (ok, fine, i might have exaggerated on this, but it was seriously a lot of sex scenes!) - No offense, Kate is a good actress And well, watching it with 'new' friends even made the meet-up rather 'smirks-look at one another and say - he he' The movie overall is good for some deep thinking, but after my work and lots of internal life discussions, deep thinking only made me and K even more depressed.. haha..
Perhaps we should also blame it on the movie a few days back which was..
When you show a handsome dashing man aka Tom Cruise as the macho main actor. Seeing his beauty him die, just made it..... sad :(
And of course in between these two movies, me and K so happen to watch (coincidentally)
Another German movie!! Woohooo~~ geben Sie mir deutschere Filme!! haha
And if you think 3 german movies and 2 germans friends wouldn't make my week "German" enough, look out..here it comes...
German Food on Saturday @ The Rocks!! haha :p
Superb Pork Knuckles :p yummy!
Somehow, I thought something dirty when I looked at it.. no idea why..
But oh well,
JacJac Out! (a picture to show that I didn't steal the shots from Google-ing!) :p
It was the weekends and we un-glue our faces away from the TV for a rather 'natural' view.
Last week was my trip to the ever wonderful :
Hunter Valley (HV)
When I first arrive to HV, i just fell in love with that place. So quiet, so peaceful with the nice little cute cottages.. Miss K : AUNTIE!
Yes, I do feel like an auntie saying this, but then again, this is what I always look for ahead in life. To own a life as peaceful like that, would be heaven.
Here are few reasons why I love Hunter Valley :)
The hills are alive... withthe sound of music sooo muchhh grapppeeess~~ Grapes = wine? MMMM.....
Hmm.. wonder how that grape got there.. :- *
I'll steal some home so I can chew it while watching TV.. ngek ngek ngek
Miss K, tak sabar.. isk isk.. Translation: Miss K, so impatient! isk isk ..
This is Miss K showing she's the rockstar of Grape Mountain :p
And some other reasons why I love HV is also that..
There's lots of stuff to cam-whore with.. p/s: notice that my other hand is holding a bunch of grapes I have 'stolen' from the farm.. hehe
And at least try to bring home (We tried but it wouldn't budge.. damm)
And for your own amusement..
There's someone for me to cheat with.. Sorry Jeremy, he's British and he's a toy soldier!
There's a place for Cheese too! Ahhhhh! Total Heaven!
There is of course, famous Mr. Cow of Hunter Valley Mr Cow: Jackie!! your coffee has not enough milk!!
Jacyln: Ok ok, I add some..
And there is a chocolate company here too.. Should have called it Fat Valley instead.. Everything is so tempting!!
Here's Miss K finally resting.. because well, we got tired and half day has gone.. And the final reason why I think HV is a place I'm looking forward to living?
With a sun set like that.. who would want to leave? I will be back Fat Hunter Valley.. I will be back.
Me and Miss K rather find our work life rather depressing a few weeks back. Our life consist of hogging LOTS of TV. As in seriously, like those people who constantly pose in front of their cameras and post their pictures up on Myspace, we were those kind of people but instead subtitute these weird 'whore-ness' with TV. I call it TV-whoring.
So what's so addictive about Australian TV apart from almost all the new seasons of Prison Break, DH, and Ugly Betty.. what makes me glue to TV even more is well.. rather 'new' (well for me) TV shows like ..*drum rolls*
They fart. They burp. They drink. They flash. And their lives consist of hard core partying, and some even have 'exotic' jobs if you know what I mean. And well, they're girls. This show is quite interesting, showing the transformation of 'dirty' girls (aka 'dirty' referring to hmm.. something like Christina Aguilera during her 'dirty' album days) to 'sophiscated' ladies that can waltz (rather than pole dance), speak with 'elegance' without burping, more like walk the walk and talk the talk kind of thing..
Only people left would be the bottom two left ons and the top two middle ones. I feel that the top right one would win because she's been like so 'annoying' and yet she's still in the game.. but oh well, we'll see by Thursday at the season's Finale >:D
My friend finds this show rather digusting "Drawn Together". It's again a 'reality show' but I guess the guys from Comedy Central decided that it would be funny doing an animation on 'Relaity show'. There's a classic "Betty Boop @ reality show bitch', Pikachu, Zelda gay warrior, Porky Pig, Perverted Superman, Lesbian Hitam Chick & lesbian disney princess... and something else (refering to the cartoon character on the left side which i have no idea what that is).
Let the picture speak for themselves how 'weird' (but in a funny way) how this cartoon is like..
HAHA, Notice what Superman is doing :p
With spoof of... the famous.. Donald Trump!! haha
And in another episode, strawberry shortcake was in it.. haha..
FYI, if you don't know how that spoof character look like, here's a little help from mua,
Warning! You need a keyword to understand this story
My king was beside my queen, at an almost chaos scenario. My knight came back to tell me the bridges were burned down and that the neighboring country has managed to break into the army barriers.
From far, the king's nemesis yelled "Ah hah! you are doomed, your pawns are all mine and they dare not say anything to disobey me.. and you're queen? please.. she is not of your alliance but mine". To his disbelief, my king looked to his queen with questions of betrayal only to be answered back with silence.
With her silence comes the answer. And with all the pawn's silence at the back of the nemesis's king comes the answer. It was all clear.
The nemesis king said "So what do you want now? What are you going to do?"
When I look back at times when I was in Langkawi with those 4 crazy girls (you know who you are) and look at the sandy beach my feet were standing in… G*D D&MN babes!!! Wish you guys would be here with me! Would go so super crazy with you guys! :DDue to my frequent ‘memory losses’ these days, I have decided to blog about the beaches so next time, when I come over for another visit, I’ll be ready!
Beach No.1 :BondiBeach
Location: Bondi
Famous for: Sharks (seriously), Baywatch, Hot Surfer Guys & Topless People
Proof? (hehe):
Funny incident(s): None
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Beach No.2 : Watson’s BayBeach
Location: Watson’s Bay
Famous for: Yummy-licious Fish & Chips!
Proof? (hehe):
Funny incident(s):
If you ever see this bird,
PLEASE… SERIOUSLY.. DONOT FREAKING FEED THAT BIRD!!!
Lol.. trust me, I am one of the itchy-butt girls who go ‘awwh.. so cute… u hungry ah? Okok, I give you one French fry ok… aiiyo… u hungry some more ah? Okok, here one more’… and soon, after giving him two fries, I realize, the one bird I was feeding, invited a few ‘friends’.. and then came an entire ‘school’.. wait.. perhaps I would say ‘university’. So I ‘cool’-ly closed my lunch box and walked towards the rubbish bin, and funny thing was, the birds all followed me!! :s But oh well, when I threw it away, they did not want to be ‘friends’ with me any more.. hmph! I guess they just want ‘friends with benefit’ huh!
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Beach No.3 :TamaramaBeach
Location:TamaramaPark
Famous for: I’m not really sure what this beach was famous for but I was walking on a pathway recommended by a friend (who says there is an absolute breathtaking view – he’s absolutely right!)
Funny incident(s):
I told my friend, Miss K, “Hey babe, come la, put our legs against the shallow current of the sea.. feel the coolness of the water”.. And so we were ‘feeling’ the coolness till SWOOSH!~ We were ‘blown’ away by a huge tide which went a few cm’s above our knees and we ‘retreat-ed’ back to the ‘shore’. When we retreated, Miss K heard me scream “Miss K!! My slipper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. She turned to see me screaming frantically and to see a tiny pink slipper being swept away by the ocean. I was like ‘NOOOOOOOOOO” and I frowned as the current went away. But I smiled again when the current swooshed back in with my pink slipper! So I screamed again and Miss K swopped in for my slipper rescue!! Haha.. So the drama! :p
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Beach No. 4:LadyBayBeach
Location: Watson’s Bay
Famous for: Naked Gay Guys
Proof(s):
Funny incident(s): When there are lots of naked guys, and these naked guys are old saggy men, there is nothing funny about it. As in.. seriously. *cough*
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Next dream beach to visit: Manly Beach (For my Cycling Adventure!)
