Or perhaps the girls would want their boyfriends to be like Rain (oh god.. he's hot), Mr. Hannibal Lecter (this one is even hotter) or perhaps Mr. Takeshi? (jac faints)
I mean, we don't go and wish "Ah.. I wish my girlfriend looked like Jacyln Victor or Siti Nurhaliza or Anita Sarawak no?"
If we said that, people would go 'ewwwwwww...' and "double eww" for Miss Anita :p
But what is so good about foreigner we all dream about?
Foreign Bfs VS Local Bfs - The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
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The Romance Section
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Eventhough local idea on romantic sucks, I hate to admit it, but I believe that locals are more romantic than foreigners. Perhaps because they understand the culture of the other local girls.
I had it one time a boyfriend who gave me a clock for our anniversary! :S
His reason was that it was not worth buying something that does nothing (aka teddy bear which main function is to collect dust and drool on) but it is worth buying something of function (in this case a clock?!?!?)
In Chinese belief, giving someone a clock represents that the person can't wait for the receiver of the present to die! OMG.. :( bad bad!
Foreigners: 0, Local: 1
The Kissing Section
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Foreigners get 1 point in this!! I don't know why.. but locals can't seem to kiss right.. Either to sloppy or probably just land their tongue in your mouth like some beached whale.. Yes.. it is all about the tongue in french kissing.. but what it means is tongue techniques.. not seeing how much tongue u can stuff in your partner! ew. gross.
Foreigners on the other hand kiss full with passion if not love and their techniques are so addictive that you just can't get enough of it!
Foreigners: 1, Local: 1
The Gentleman Section
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I'm so sorry locals.. but foreigners get 1 point in this too! Before you guys start whining, I would like to say that (minus Gary Yeo if you're reading this), when dating locals..my face gets slammed by the door, I had to tip toe on my heels to walk faster cause you guys walk so fast and NO, burping is NOT COOL.
Foreigners believe that dates are paid by the guys, not dutch and they open doors for girls and no...they do not burp in chicks faces.. lol..
Foreigners: 2, Local: 1
The Taste in Fashion Section
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Okay... for my taste in fashion, I would say Tropicana Life and Radioactive is so high school and I still can't figure why local guys are still wearing those..
Not to mention almost 40% locals i know are following the 'Sungai Wang' trend.. EWWW!!
So I'm giving foreigners a point in this because they dress more maturely and heck, I'm a sucker for collared tshirts :p
Foreigners: 3, Local: 1
The Life Section
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Foreigners live life larger than locals.. Locals daily activity would be playing football, jamming, mamak and computer games.
Foreigner activities would be boozing, marijuana-ing, raving, sports, part time modelling, partying, working, adventuring to new places.
This might be due because of the freedom factor.. parent control, curfews, allowances.. *jac pats on the local backs*
Foreigners: 4, Local: 1
The Looks Section
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Ok locals.. admit it.. all of us dont look like the Asian hotties of Malaysia right? (Well, except Ting Lih.. she hawt :p)..
But foreigners... mmmmmm.... they are eye candy arent they?
Eyes of different colour.. Hair of different shades and distinct features.. Who can argue no?
Foreigners: 5, Locals: 1
The Benefit Section
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Well, Locals get a point for this.
When having a boyfriend, it is always wise to have a local bf due to its benefits like car, place to stay, his large array of friends and of course other things..
Loving a foreigner has the disadvantage that you have to take the KTM (wuwu), eat non-spicy food (even chili sauce is spicy to some .. wuwu) and sometimes even watching Chinese movies without them!
I dated this guy before who allowed me to date another when it comes to watching Chinese movies? Weird-ness!
Foreigners: 5, Locals: 2
The True Love Section
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Well, it is obvious that the locals are losing.. but if we ask anyone around, what we feel is that all the above is not important if there is true love in it.
When we are in love, no matter how unromantic the stuffs the other does, we would always feel it is romantic.
When we are in love, we see Prince Charming more than Mr. Frog.
When we are in love, kissing is filled with love instead of passion.
And when we are in love, despite having a bf which has no benefit, you still would love him.
I've been in love 3 times in my life.
It was love because the guys I were in love with were really cute in my eyes (sadly not others), and heck, when one of them gave me a clock, I smiled the entire day and nailed it to the wall (even though my friends were all saying "Laoweh.. happy he wants you to die ah?")
My face gets smacked by the door but when I turn to nag at them, they give me the cute little face telling me to forgive them and that they will never do it again..
And I loved someone with no benefits (no car, no house and stuff like that), so I had to go through a little trouble in the relationship but soon realized that it wasn't about the place we are going, but the fact that we were going together.
True love. Score this point and you win all.
So, wondered who these people were?
Well..
Let me tell you..
Out of these 3 times being in love,
2 were...
Locals.
So you know who wins right? winks*
---> Derived from Jacjac's experience and survey from friends :)
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