Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Jacyln on a Working Perspective

I always wondered what I would work as when I graduate in July..
So one day, I sat down and thought... hmmmmmm...

What happened if I became a hot secretary of some hot hunky boss of a big ass company?

Secretary JacJac : Yes Mrs. Tan, your hubby is currently fully booked for lunch with me..

Secretary Jacjac: Yaaahh... I know right.. he is like so hot rightt???

But then again, thinking it's me and I like challenging work if compared to the daily gossiping and answering people's call and forwarding them to my so called boss..
I'll probably end up like this...

Then again, if I got to do chores as a P.A (Personal Assistant)..
I wonder how my job would be if I was a P.A. like the chick flick movie "Devil Wears Prada"...

Hmm..wouldn't work out either...

Then I went.. hey!! I can be my very own boss!!

Bigboss Jacjac: Nahh... Take that for not ironing my underwear!!
*piak piak piak*

P.A Julia: Please la boss.. next time i iron your underwear lah.. forgive me lahh...
I got 10 children to feed.. Please lahhh...

-- jac's imagination suddenly goes wild**

Why don't companies ever come out with cool jobs?

Like...

Office Entertainer..
Job description: Dances around and entertain bored shit-less employees

Or even better...

Lochness - Office- Hunter!!!

You see!!
They really do exist!!
Haha

Okay fine.. jokes aside..
I'm doomed job-less...
wuwu

So I guess I'll stick to my tai tai (lady) way and become a good housewife where I will get up really early and head to the market to buy food to make a good meal for my hubby..

That is...

I hope so....

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