Cardcaptor Sakura - A Malaysian Storyline

There was once a country called "Lima Bintang" where every citizen lived in "emo-ness" as it was ruled by an "emo" king..

King Ian

However, he wasn't alwasy that emo.. He used to be..

Haha... guess for yourselves :p

Sadly being dumped by his lover, Princess Eric-ka.. he turned solemn and promised that he will close his heart and be emo for the rest of his days till Eric-ka returns by his side.

Now, he tortures his citizens, demanding emo-ness 20 hours, eating of Mc D as a staple meal, and the remaining hours would be needed to google Wikipedia.

Indeed, it was horror.

The citizens, being tortured.. prayed to be saved..

A tiny little magical bear heard their prayers and went to help.. the bear however, needed some extra help.

On the other side of the country, were two non-related but related in this story sisters (haha)..

The bear saw ashash all cute and stuff, granted her powers..

And her sister, jacjac, jealous of her sister's power, demanded..

Tired of jacjac's whining and muka kesian, the bear bear gave in.

And the battle begun..

Cardcaptor AshAsh: Die you evil King!! *doink doink*

And Cardcaptor Jacjac gave the killing blow~~
King Ian : Ahhhhhhhhhhh................

And thus, with King Ian gone, the two sisters ruled "Lima Bintang" happily ever...

The scene goes blank----- *ke-doink doink*
*someone screams*

---the end*

Credits
1) Mamak Lima Bintang
2) Mamak crew
3) Ian's 'soon-to-be' gf hammer present :p
4) Ash ash
5) Ian
6) Jacjac