Let's talk about SEX -- girls entry only

I guess its time the 5 cents mee goreng time to move on, and accept what’s lying in the future now. What am I talking about? I'm talking about..

SEX... (everyone yells 'Yes I did it!')

And everyone would erupt in a laughter and share their experiences.

From my personal research on this taboo subject for my Assignment in University,

To all those Virgins out there.. Don't you damn have sex! (Don sure goes : ek eleh .. haha.. btw, don.. why are you reading this? Its for girls only!)

If you so much feel horny, let me know.. I'll take a cab back to your house, Slap your face and if your guy is.. I'll kick him in the nuts!

Never have sex until you get married! Yes.. I am gonna be Mother Theresa the 3 rd (since Leonie has became the 2nd) and condemn you to hell if you do it!

This is because sex is something sacred. Its not just to give to someone because you're so much in lust and passion, or the fact that he looks like your favourite actor/actress.

Neither is it the fact that he is your so called 'life partner' when you're just merely 16 years old.

Sex is to be given to someone you truly love..

Someone who you will spend the whole life with..

Someone you would like to see clothes off in the night and morning (seriously, bringing back someone from clubbing is bad.. you might think you've brought back prince charming, but you'll end up with Mr. frog in the morning)

What do I mean? If you're sleeping with someone right now, look at him.. does he look like this?

Prince Charming -Why are you reading this for? Go back to sleep with him! If you don't I will happily volunteer!

If he looks like the loser on top (ew). One word to do is .. CRY. Well, there's another word.. like run? Looking at the bright side, at least you've slept with like.. ops.. there is no bright side! lol

Cough.. Well, let me continue the criteria..

Someone who you can see cooking for you breakfast (I mean.. i give you sex and there's no reward? ppphhhssssshh...)

Someone who you can imagine shagging everyday.. we~

Someone like hmmm....lemme see.. your Husband?

So, don't just simply throw it to some ah beng who sings 'Tong Hua' to you..

Nor give it to some guy who holds your hand and tell you how much they love you..

Call me a single chick who is feminist, but I think..

Guys these days are just interested in sex!

Seriously, trust me, I've slapped (there is no typo error here.. I did not mistype slapped with slept, k) a lot of guys to make that statement.

I have guys who come up to me to ask me to sleep with them while saying 'Everyone's doing it jac' *slap slap* <-- Statement dedicated to loser L**n

While I have guy friends who come to talk to me about their best sex night ever with some chick they found in someone's party *slap slap*

Some guys i know even went to red light districts and swingers parties to satisfy their craves.

Some guys even have girlfriends but sleep around!

My friend pointed out one guy in the cafeteria and said " I respect this guy.. he shagged almost every girl in Block A of our condominium"

And all these guys tell me "Aiyo.. we're still young mah.. Enjoy when we can" as they smiled cheekily

To them is pretty much about scoring the most and staying with the best sexs of their lives.

On the girls side,

The girls tell me how much they are in love with their boyfriends

How much it meant giving it to her loved one

Love till the fact that they sometimes just don't protect themselves

I see them cry when guys dump them

I see themselves like a dead fish as though their hearts have been pulled out

And this is what makes me sick.

To see girls fall weakly to guys sleazy romantic ways.

They fall blindly on the fact of existence of STDs, AIDS and of course, babies..

So with this entry, i hope girls out there know what they're doing before they give what's the most valuable thing in life.

Are you old enough?

Is he old enough?

Is he responsible?

Are you using a Malaysian Condom? (If so.. u're doomed)

Are you using Durex? (YEs yes! support Durex!)

And the most important thing...

Does he look like Brat Pitt? (this is a plus) :p

Haha.. that was just for jokes..

So every time yo unbutton that top of yours,

Think about what you're losing.

Because you'll never get to have it again.

And seriously, Accidents do happen. winks*


------ Adapted from Leonie's blog and revised by Miss Jacyln

Something for thought;