So, I woke up around 1 pm and I went out of my room to see my housemate Kareyma. Then I sat down with her and chatted away as another housemate, Kiki joined in.
We talked and talked and talked till they ask me one question that every Sunway student would ask a Monash student.
"How you gonna go to the new campus opening next semester?"
Yes, the new semester is near and the new Monash building is 15 minutes away from my accommodation.
I whine to them about hot hot it is going to walk to and fro to the new campus.. How i am gonna melt in the sun as i walk there..
They said "We've got any idea!"
Requirements:1) 21 years above
2) Chinese (so i can ta pao cha siew rice on the way back home)
3) Owns a car and drives to school, preferably not a Kancil
4) Does not smoke - I dont want to be smelling like a ciggie
5) Does not drink - I dont want you to pull a Lindsay Lohan stunt
Contract Relationship:
1) We are not to hold hands. GROSS.
2) No kissing. EW.
3) You are only my boyfriend during the duration of going my hostel to university. Ka pish?
Contract Termination:
1) Upon my graduation
Selected action upon termination can be requested according to the following (In lame man terms: How you want me to break up with you):
1) I will tell you that you deserve better
2) I will frame you and tell you cheated on me
3) I irritate you by farting in the car and not saying excuse me
4) I'll tell you that I'm lesbian.
5) Plain honesty. I used you for your car. Bye bye.
Haha.. that's about it.. It was a joke of course.. But then I still ponder. Should I really do it and paste it all around school? LOL
Stay tuned!~ >:D *evil laugh*
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