Something Funny

Well, if you're not a hostel-lite of Monash/Sunway Apartment,

Let me tell you the basic rules of visitors;

Weekdays : You are allowed to visit only after 6pm
Weekends: You are allowed to visit after 12pm

Any trespassers of opposite sex would result in the kick of the hostelite being visited.

Unless of course they come within the visiting hours. :)

I was one of the black-listed ones because my friends are guys and some of the, after their class.. they will sneak in and play my mood-swing ps 2 (called it mood swing because when it feels like starting, it will, if it doesnt.. it doesn't)..

Well.. here's the story..

I went out with my friend yesterday after studying after 2 am for mamak and my friend was like 'Hey, did u see this and that?'

Went back to his place and watched like the movie 28 weeks later which i found really ZzZ.. Then I switch to Ugly Betty.. ahh.. nice..

Well basically, none of us slept the entire day. Well, he dozed off while i was reading up the cases in China for my upcoming exam.

He then woke up around 11 am and I was 'Hey dude.. i've gotta get home.. i'm dead tired'

Then he was 'Alright.."

He opened the room door and then slammed it again.

Oh god.. the land lady is there.. I'll be dead if she finds out I brought someone home.. and what's worst, you're a girl!

I was like 'Emm well.. you're gay.. i'm straight and it's so obvious we didn't do shyt.. You look so fresh and I look like half dead.. She woulnd't mind'

I open the other door (his room had two doors.. one leading into the house, the other one to the garden)

And he was like.. " She'll see yo through the window~" when i opened the garden door..

I was like , " Aiyo dont care lah.."

Then he was "Okay.. I've got an idea"

The next thing I knew was.. I had to crawl out of his house so that the land lady didnt see me out of the window? OMG.. but then i needed sleep.. was kind of desperate..

So my friend drove me back right in front of my hostel unit.

He came down to help me carry my stuffs and once I reached my room, I lied down and snoozed.

My friend on the other hand said 'Hey.. ps 2!!"

I was 'Err.. you want to play it ah?'

So, I had to lock the room door so that no one barges in to see an opposite sex in my room.

I tried to get some sleep when suddenly. A KNOCK.

We went 'omg omg omg'

Coz having an opposite sex in the room meant.. especially during NOT visiting hours is a violation of hostel law where the hostel-lite will be kicked out once upon inspection!

WE were 'omg.. what are we to do?'

The door handle tried to open but it couldnt because I locked it from inside..

The next thing I know, I stuffed my friend into my room mates closet and locked him up.

I opened and I saw my house mate.

I was "Omg.. for a second there I thought you were the hostel management"

She laughed and asked me whether I could borrow her some cash and she saw a pair of shoes in my room.

She was 'Hmm.. a friend?"

And I was " Yeah.. he's kind of... stuffed in the cupboard"

Both of us laughed and then I opened the cupboard door.

Then she said " Why you hiding in for?"

I was "Because it's Friday and its not visiting hours?'

She laughed even more and said " Girl.. today is Saturday lah!"

I looked at the clock and it was 2 pm.

*Speechless*