Saturday, May 19, 2007

How bad is Mc Donalds?




Well, this entry is dedicated for my dear friend Ian. If you guys are wondering who this is, this is..




Ian
(The first day me and Jill met Ian. Lost in its fantasy world :p.. haha... jk lah.. actually the balloon was mine.. Yes kids! It's mine! I know you all are so jealous coz u don't have that balloon~ It's mine yea yeah yeah~ blek)


Yes he loves his fries. Not to mention his Mc Chicken set tambah satu Mc Chicken.

I would even say if it wasn't because of Mc D.. i wouldn't meet such a great friend like him either.

But me and my friends are trying to stop him from letting him do what he does EVERYDAY.. which is eating Mc Donalds.

He left us mouth-opened when he gave us a presentation in front of class on how he has been eating Mc Donald everyday when he was born, from breakfast, lunch, dinner supper..

I would say I envy him. When I was small, i was like 'Mom.. can i haf Mc Donalds?' .. and my mom would say 'no.. kenot.. u so naughty'.. But for Ian's case, it would be like him mom giving him money and saying 'Here son, go get yourself a fries. And on the way, get me a Sundae'. lol.. Jealous wei!

S0, for kebaikan kawan sake (or perhaps just plain kepoh :p) now i am gonna write how bad is Mc Donald is for Ian .. coz i told him i would write some bad so he would stop eating it.. well at least dont eat it so often lah~~ :)

Well, why Ian should stop Mc Donald

#10: Ronald might be black. I mean he does have a striking resemblance to M.Jackson no? :p

#9: I ordered a god damn large fries, only to be given a large fried box with half of fried contained in it!

#8: Ramli burger the best :p support local wei!

#7: It's a global animal killer.. I mean look at those animals..



Did you guys know that Mc Donald is the largest beef consumer followed by the second largest chicken consumer in the world?

Poor little chicky and moo-moo-s...






#6: Mc D is cancerous.. I would not want to go into too muhc scientific boring detail concerning molecules.. blablabla.. all i know its cancerous *-*

#5: Ronald has violation against the law!!

Burger King's connection with the police department finally came in handy aye? :p

#4: If you want to follow and worship Mc Donalds, you'll grow up exactly like mr Ronald..



#3: Ronald is a bitch in disguise. From my experience of bitchy-ness.. I so know he is giving the 'go to hell' smile! Mr. Ronald.. i am watching you!!! :p



#2 : If you guys havent realized.. i was brain dry since point 3.. lol.. Anyway, excuse me to leave this point blank :p

#1 :
Coz you wouldn't want your wedding guest (which i selflessly invited myself.. haha <-- syok sendiri) to have a Mc D wedding!.. Hopelessly, my points are enuff to keep friend ian from Mc D.. or perhaps laughing like shyt he forgets to eat Mc D!! :p lol

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